2008 Democratic National Convention Schedule of Events

I found this on the web – can you tell this person doesn’t like democrats?

2008 Democratic National Convention Schedule of Events

7:00 pm ~ Opening flag burning

7:15 pm ~ Pledge of Allegiance to the U. N. in Spanish

7:20 pm ~ Ted Kennedy proposes a toast

7:25 pm ~ Nonreligious prayer and worship with Barack Obama

7:45 pm ~ Ceremonial tree hugging

7:55 pm ~ Ted Kennedy proposes a toast

8:00 pm ~ ‘How I Invented the Internet’ – Al Gore

8:15 pm ~ ‘Gay Wedding Planning’ – Barney Frank presiding

8:35 pm ~ Ted Kennedy proposes a toast & explains the new amnesty program

8:40 pm ~ ‘Our Troops are War Criminals’ – John Kerry

9.00 pm ~ Memorial service for Saddam and his sons – Susan Sarandon

10:00 pm ~ ‘Answering Machine Etiquette’ – Alec Baldwin

11:00 pm ~ Ted Kennedy proposes a toast

11:05 pm ~ Collection for the Osama Bin Laden kidney transplant fund – Barbara Streisand

11:15 pm ~ ‘Free the Freedom Fighters from Guantanamo Bay’ – Sean Penn

11:30 pm ~ ‘Oval Office Affairs’ – William Jefferson Clinton

11:45 pm ~ Ted Kennedy proposes a toast

11:50 pm ~ ‘How George Bush Brought Down the World Trade Towers’ – Howard Dean

12:15 am ~ ‘Truth in Broadcasting’ – by Michael Moore

12:25 am ~ Ted Kennedy proposes a toast

12:45 am ~ Nomination of Hillary Rodham Clinton by Nancy Pelosi

1:00 am ~ Ted Kennedy proposes a toast & provides swimming lessons

1:05 am ~ Coronation of Hillary Rodham Clinton

1:30 am ~ Ted Kennedy proposes a toast

1:35 am ~ Hillary Rodham Clinton announces Bill Clinton as her running mate for VP

1:40 am ~ Bill Clinton asks Ted Kennedy to drive Hillary home

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3 thoughts on “2008 Democratic National Convention Schedule of Events

  1. Glad I could give you ladies a laugh
    I thought it was pretty good too. Especially the last one.
    As for me, I live in Canada, and we don’t have Democrats or Republicans, and from what I’ve seen of both parties we don’t want them.

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